I was walking down Reservoir St with my Robocog coffee minding my own business when I hear “What’s that?!!” shouted from across the street.

I turn, I see Matt behind the counter at his coffee machine in Bang Bang Cafe pointing at the cup in my hand.

I froze staring him in the eye……… then bolted, shouting back “It’s not what you think!”

(I’ll have to face him eventually…….. Or-ah, perhaps I can just starve… yea, I can be quite good at starving when the situation calls for it.)